That wacky Danny Davis!
I know some of you out there have a wackier US Representative than mine, Danny Davis. There are some real nutcases in Florida and California, I'm sure. But Danny Davis may be the wackiest in Illinois.
I may actually vote for his Republican opponent, Charles Hutchinson, who looks like a real weasel. He plans to "reduce, and hopefully eliminate the number of people, families, and children currently living at or below the poverty level." Yeah, that breeds confidence. But he still looks less incompetent than Davis.
I knew Danny was trouble when I'd heard that he'd crowned the Reverend Sun Myung Moon as the new Messiah. No, that's not metaphorical. In 2004, in the Dirksen Senate Office Building, the owner of the Washington Times (frequent source to Fox News) had a jeweled crown placed on his head by a white gloved Representative Danny Davis of Illinois. A bipartisan entourage of Congressmen looked on approvingly as Moon declared himself humanity’s “savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent.”
Now he's taken a trip to visit the Tamil Tigers, a terrorist organization in Sri Lanka. The Tigers paid for his trip. It's like I've got Tom DeLay's stupid younger brother representing me in DC. Are the golf courses any good in Sri Lanka?
I'm just afraid that Hutchinson will turn out to be crazier than Davis. Are there any third parties running this seat? Oh, here we go, Laura Anderson of the Socialist Workers Party. Who seems to have run for Florida State Assembly in 1996 and San Francisco City Attorney in 2005. Guess she didn't win that race last year.
Like we don't have enough weirdo politicians in Illinois: we're importing one in from Florida and California.
I may actually vote for his Republican opponent, Charles Hutchinson, who looks like a real weasel. He plans to "reduce, and hopefully eliminate the number of people, families, and children currently living at or below the poverty level." Yeah, that breeds confidence. But he still looks less incompetent than Davis.
I knew Danny was trouble when I'd heard that he'd crowned the Reverend Sun Myung Moon as the new Messiah. No, that's not metaphorical. In 2004, in the Dirksen Senate Office Building, the owner of the Washington Times (frequent source to Fox News) had a jeweled crown placed on his head by a white gloved Representative Danny Davis of Illinois. A bipartisan entourage of Congressmen looked on approvingly as Moon declared himself humanity’s “savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent.”
Now he's taken a trip to visit the Tamil Tigers, a terrorist organization in Sri Lanka. The Tigers paid for his trip. It's like I've got Tom DeLay's stupid younger brother representing me in DC. Are the golf courses any good in Sri Lanka?
I'm just afraid that Hutchinson will turn out to be crazier than Davis. Are there any third parties running this seat? Oh, here we go, Laura Anderson of the Socialist Workers Party. Who seems to have run for Florida State Assembly in 1996 and San Francisco City Attorney in 2005. Guess she didn't win that race last year.
Like we don't have enough weirdo politicians in Illinois: we're importing one in from Florida and California.
posted by Gene Ha at 8:39 AM
3 Comments:
Why are people spelling his name "Delay"? Is this some kind of reference to stalling tactics? It's "DeLay" normally.
Noted and corrected.
Excellent!
-Gene Ha's stupid younger brother
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